Café – Motel

The kids complained that they wanted a hotel with a pool and a McDonalds. “Is there at least a go-cart track nearby?” They whined.

“We can get fast food anywhere!” I tell them. “And a Marriott wouldn’t have a go-cart track for you. All I want is a sandwich and clean sheets. Do you need more than that?”

“French fries,” they chorus. “Double order, please.”