Jesus is Coming, Look Busy

Checklist

• Change water to wine
• Feed a crowd with a pittance ✓
• Tell a few parables ✓
• Wash someone’s feet ✓
• Chase out the money lenders
• Drive demons into pigs
• Reanimate a corpse
• Diss a hypocrite – include yourself ✓
• Calm the storm ✓
• Walk on water (maybe take a life vest)
• Ridicule religious rulers ✓
• Be an ally ✓