Cow Flying Aircraft

Remember those childhood ditties we sang?

Nope.

Yeah, you know the ones. Those jump rope songs, slapsies poetry, silly rhymes that made us laugh until we peed in our pants?

Sorry, I don’t remember.

My favorite was this:

Little birdie in the sky

Drop some whitewash in my eye.

Me no care, me no cry.

Me just glad that cows can’t fly!

Don’t tell me you still find it funny!?!